Here's how my evening unfolded.
While surfing the internet, I notice Stella is mysteriously absent. A few minutes later she come careening into the living room. I find this highly suspicious. After a minute, I get up and walk toward the bedrooms to see what she may or may not have gotten into. This is what I find:
Under normal circumstances, this would be not good. However, this belongs to my sister, which means this is really not good.
Aunt Coco (said sister) was, luckily, out for evening and I made an emergency trip to Best Buy on behalf of Stella. In order to avoid any unpleasant scenes, I purchased one of these:
And now despite the mischievous escapades of this little girl:
Order has been restored.