I know its laughable for this infrequent blogger to think she's creating a "series" on her blog, but I am. It's called This is Motherhood...and it will be quick bits about all the crazy and bizarre things that you never thought you'd being doing but absolutely define what it is to be a mother.
This is Motherhood, Vol. 1
Motherhood is playing peekaboo with your infant daughter while you're going to bathroom. Partly so she doesn't realize you've left the room and partly so you be sure she isn't sticking a quarter up her nose.